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  • That guy is rocking Windows 95, sucka!
  • That guy has a long buddy list, if you know what I mean.
  • That guy uses AOL.
  • Hey, can I borrow a condom?
  • That guy predicts he will age well. He's got the bone structure, and he eats right.
  • That guy would have called, but he's running out of cell phone minutes.
  • That guy wonders if you could pick up the check?
  • That guy says he's still friends with his ex-girlfriends, but he means he still sleeps with them.
  • That guy tips based on cup size.
  • That guy writes on his apartment walls with black Sharpie - shards of poetry, quotes, lyrics. It makes him look and feel artsy. But he's only got like half a wall. He's definitely going to put some more up this weekend, for sure.
  • Secretly, that guy's heart was broken in 1996. He promised himself he wouldn't go through that again. He's built a wall around his heart to keep it safe. Also, she was a bitch anyway, so whatever.
  • "Are you going to eat that?"
  • Now it burns when you pee, too.
  • It burns when that guy pees.
  • That guy loves Aerosmith.
  • "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude!"
  • That guy wants you to play Freebird.
  • That guy thinks your girlfriend is hot, man.
  • That guy calls them "hoagies."
  • That guy will not actually make you breakfast. Sorry.
  • That guy wonders if you've seen that show Lost. He hears it's pretty good.
  • Secretly, drunk girls are attracted to that guy.
  • That guy's been thinking about taking a road trip.
  • I hate that guy's stupid hat.
  • That guy is thinking about getting a ferret, but he's not sure his building allows it.
  • That guy stole some post-its, but he doesn't think anyone will notice.
  • That guy refers to his girlfriend as his "Alpha-Bitch."
  • That guy's coat is covered in cat hair. That guy does not have a cat. Discuss.
  • That guy is reading a "men's adventure novel."
  • That guy wants to know if I have any unused Vicodin prescriptions he can have.
  • That guy smokes two packs a day, but he's watching his sugar intake. He advises that I do the same.
  • That guy used to subscribe to Martha Stewart Living. "There are some good tips in there."

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Comments

anthea

For a housewarming gift, I'm sending a "buy one get one free" coupon for relationship counseling.

I mention it merely for planning purposes.

Ro

Hee! I was thinking cage match, but counseling could work too. Also, I would lose the cage match instantly, when I crawled into the corner and hid my face.

Ta

Don't be so hard on yourself, you might also lose when I just stood there and you were too scared to even pretend to hit me.

anthea

I guess it would probably depend on whether or not you were standing between Ro and the latest shipment of ultra soft, hand-spun-somewhere-on-the-outskirts-of-Katmandu, beautifuly dyed, luxury wool.

I learned the capitol of Nepal is Katmandu sometime in 3rd grade while playing "Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego" and my head refuses to forget it, no matter how hard I try.

Why is Carmen named after a city in California? And where did she get her fantastic red coat?

Ro

I was always confused about whether she was a dangerous criminal or not. It's weird to base a kid's game and TV show around a terrorist, right?

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