Sometimes I get the feeling that you believe I am a bigger dork than you. In this, as in all things, you are wrong. Here is my evidence:
1. Nearly every time I start doing something really dorky, you soon follow. For example, see previous conversation regarding our love of Boy Meets World. I think a Venn Diagram of our dorkiness would show yours almost entirely overlapping with mine, then also taking up the rest of the page.
2. You are often the dork vanguard. I'd say you are responsible for all videogame-related dorkiness, for example.
3. You can set up a home network, even if there are three computers. Also, you can set up my TV, DVD player, VCR, Tivo, and GameCube so they all work neatly together and I don't have to unplug anything. You know your way around Radio Shack. You once said, "I'm so happy I got this S-cable."
4. You spend 5 hours each day peering out your curtains and making tut-tut noises at the goings on.
5. You willingly relate to me the entire plots of sci fi books.
6. Legwarmers.
7. You imported a DS Lite from Japan. FROM JAPAN.
At this point I'd like to engage in a little preemptive self-defense, since I can imagine a little of your response. But I'll follow the rules. I demand a time for rebuttal, however.
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